When Kitchen Finks comes into play, you gain 2 life.
Persist (When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to play under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
P / T
3 / 2
Flavor
Accept one favor from an ouphe, and you're doomed to accept another.